Bindaas Bol
Tags :
Fun, Networking
|
|
|
more actions >>
|
About "Bindaas Bol" topic:
Everything that we can share...
1 trends
, 17 insight
, 2 debates
, 2 question
on topic: "Bindaas Bol"
Dear Banta I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works.
|
|
|
Ajay Ziz says :
duffers ::the serd is playing roulette with walnuts....
A Sardarji , a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The German was first in line; he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my bac
|
|
|
Nitin M Aras says :
Poor pakistani punished two times ... one he is pakistani ...two he was with Sardar .... lol!!
Kidnapping Sardar Style There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,and told him, "I've kidnapped you." Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid.Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the cityplayground" . Signed: "A Sardarji". Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents ..... The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting nextto the bag. Sard
|
|
|
Devi Kaladeen says :
This is so crazy, the child was not even kidnapped.
IDIOCY HAS TO BE A GOD'S GIFT..... Number One Idiot, so far in 2009 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.. Number Two Idiot so far in 2009 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfi
|
|
|
Rocket Singh Salesman of the year…. I recently saw Rocket Singh, Salesman of the year…and was quite surprised to see the functoning of the Sales Dept. It just appeared as a fictional creation, untill I was told my friends and collegues in Sales that the world shown was just the tip of the iceberg! Coming from an RND background, where interaction with the outside world is almost zilch , I am still finding the movie a little far fetched….For those of you who are yet to see the movie…here is a brief synopsis of the movie… The movie begins with this guy “Harpreet Singh” (aka Ranbir kapoor), a below average student (the 35-38% types!) who is drawn to the world of Sales. In his opinion Sales i
|
|
|
Manisha Chakravarty says :
Hey Satwinder...actually he keeps a tab of all the resources he makes use of. He has got it all written and intends to pay every penny of whatever was borrowed from the company....Harpreet is shown to be this major do-gooder....maybe a...
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." The teacher asked, "Who said, 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before John ny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln." The teacher said, "That's right, Susie. You can go." Johnny was MAD. The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before John ny
|
|
|
Manisha Chakravarty says :
Good 1 Ashish....This is probably the beginning of the "Tiger" jokes....
Scene at a Chinese Call center: Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I'm Sam Wan .... And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
|
|
|
Arup Chakraborty says :
Hillarious indeed ! Sounds something similar to the jokes made about Indian Call centers by Western Countries. Sarcastic remarks about Indian accent and name change like Jaikishan as Jackson and Rajesh as Robert. I agree with Kiran, Chinese are...
H ow cold is it? An annotated Thermometer by Don Haugen ====================================== +60 F (+15 C) Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe!). +50 F (+10 C) Miami residents turn on the heat. +40 F (+5 C) You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming. +35 F (+2 C) Italian cars don't start. +32 F (0 C) Water freezes. +30 F (-1 C) You plan your vacation to Australia. Minnesotans put on t-shirts. Politicians begin to worry about the homeless. English cars don't start. +25 F (-4 C) Boston water freezes. Californians weep pitiably. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming. +20 F (-7 C) You can hear your breath. P
|
|
|
Veejay Bhatia says :
Hi Alka, Nice Entertainer Hi Makrand, Indians would heat-up the Economy! (and the world freezes!!)
Chicken Philosophy WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??? Plato : For the greater good. Aristotle : To fulfill its nature on the other side. Karl Marx : It was a historical inevitability. Machiavelli : So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained. Hippocrates : Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas. Jacques Derrida : Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and eac
|
|
|
Makrand Bhave says :
ROFL...... That is a classic I am going to save it, frame it... This is just rofling stuff!!! Alka you are a gem for finding this article out.... Add another feather for your cap.. :D finally did she cross to the other side or not??? :))
Come, Learn, Conquer !
- The biggest community of Indian Sales people across the globe
- Get insights from experts, business leaders, researchers and recruiters in sales
- Find right opportunities to catapult your career
