Bindaas Bol
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The Obedient Wife There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, And was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife... 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. ' And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. W ell, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife
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Dear friends, Just now I saw a posting titled "Organizations lose productive time due to smoking: So how can we stop this" . So please try the following also for incresed productivity.... Just for laugh.... The New HR Policities Please Be Advised That There Are NEW RULES And Regulations Implemented To Raise The Efficiency Of Our Firm. Transportation: It Is Advised That You Come To Work Driving A Car According To Your Salary. * If We See You Driving A Honda, We Assume You Are Doing Well Financially And Therefore You Do Not Need A Raise. * If You Drive A 10 Year Old Car Or Use Public Transportation, We Assume You Must Have Lots Of Savings Therefore You Do Not Need A Raise. * If You Drive A
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Manisha Chakravarty
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Awesome....Kudos to whoever drafted it...loved the "Toilet one" ....Brilliant Manoj..major stress buster..thanx for the posting!!
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rakeshbhatnagar
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NICE POLICIES FOR PRIVATE SECTOR SUCKERS
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Rathin Deb
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| 13 days ago
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Manoj once again great. I think you are a ware house filled with fun and relaxation for one and all.If you keep sending such stimulas I think the readers will not need any more cig.
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Shiladitya Brahma
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| 6 days ago
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B'cos bad debts are mostly created on account of the wrong policy of the management or certain change in the policy. Therefore the sales guys are in no position to recover those bad debts. They are being forced by the Management policies to...
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Oh those English! Exclaimed Bose saheeb, munching his marie biscuit and sipping his morning tea, over the days Newspaper. “Hmm, now what will happen to our eligible girls and boys, do the English think, that by making the imperial language test mandatory for selection, they can stop our eligible dames and damsels to cross the London bridge?” Mrs Bose, came onto the balcony, water dripping from her hair, taking the wet clothes of her shoulders, and one by one hanging them to dry on the balcony string, she commented: Ki bok -bok korcho, saath sakale, “what are mumbling early in the morning?” Bose saheeb, taking another sip from his cup, in great contemplation said, Oh The English- Bhangbe ki
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s.baalu
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| 18 days ago
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AN EYE OPENER FOR US TO UNDERSTAND OUR LEVEL OF FLUENCY IN ENGLISH.THOSE WHO WANT TO MIGRATE SHOULD TAKE MORE PAINS TO GAIN REQUIRED LEVEL OF FLUENCY IN ENGLISH.
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Naushad H.L.
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I CONSIDER IT AS A POSITIVE STEP... AT LEAST OUR PEOPLE WILL LEARN BASIC ENGLISH... at least. The English Language Standard is poor in India itself, one can read 'That' level of language, even here on Toostep.
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Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore ... if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Sowmya ~*~ (Truly yours)
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Given you a chance what would be that one thing you would want to give up? Bindaas bolo.... i would want to give up my job for someone else. i wish i had a robot to go to office and handle my job....
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R N Bhattacharyya
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The start of anger is mostly due to JEALOUSY , so primerily, this jelous attitude to give up.
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Sujata K Patel
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Thanks Julian...Its hard to forgo yet trying will make things workout i guess. Anger really ruins i want to give up this habit for sure.
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Fair is beautiful
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Not fair dosent matter/ Confused
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Akshayata
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Abhijit, Go west and they are obseesed with "tan". Most of my european friends envy my "brown" skin. It is very cultural and a personal opinion. Yes i think indians are obssessed with fair. But then tell me a culture/ country/ group that doesnt...
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ANOOP BHARTI
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"Fair is beautiful"
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white people in foreign countries are also obsessed,for Indians i dont agree because most of our people are struggling for basics so they have obsession of fairness no way,its about few people from middle and upper class and about their part why...
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Sheetal Bhandari
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"Fair is beautiful"
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Fair is always beautiful which does not mean dark skinned people are ugly. Generally we have something to represent something. Like apple means red, shoe mean black, these are some of our perceptions in the same way Indian have the perception on...
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There are certain essential skills we need to adapt when we are at the office. Never walk without a document in your hand…. (People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading to the canteen. People with newspaper looks like they are heading to the toilet. Above all make sure you carry lots of stuff home with you at night, thus generating a false impression that you work longer hours than you do). Use computer to look busy….. (Any time you use computer, it looks like “work” to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal emails, chat and generally have a blast without doi
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sulochana sharma
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| 2 months ago
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Hi... Here is some more take on the office skill....my contributions 1. Voice mail: Never answer your phone if you have a voice mail.People call you because they want you to work for them.So just look busy and answer them at lunch time.You would...
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shakun sharma
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hey ravi, Thats a nice add on....there are lots more to add on...so always act busy.
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ravi vyas
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Just to add to it.. 1. Work from 9.00 am to 9.00 pm This gives the impression that you are over burdened...who knows that your effiecency levels are too low. 2. Keep waiting any body who comes to your desk even for some petty work which should...
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Dear Banta I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works.
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Ajay Stalin Ziz
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| 4 months ago
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duffers ::the serd is playing roulette with walnuts....
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A Sardarji , a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The German was first in line; he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my bac
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Ajay Stalin Ziz
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| 2 months ago
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sardars are masters of playing chosur with walnuts ..( they have left almora ke pandes behind) wake up pahari pandes .. BTW satara (near pune)agroha r u sleeping..
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ravi vyas
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| 2 months ago
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You remove "Sardarji" and replace with anything else..say an Aiyyar...Now try to laugh...HaHaHa...
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